This is how I envision myself spending Sunday mornings but it never works out that way.
Hello Good Morning Internet: I’m hoping this is an image from a new Piranha movie. If not, cool hammock asshole.
Seriously though, not having ketchup with McDonalds fries is like watching scrambled porn.
When I’m not __________, I sit at home and act like a cat.
A. Posting Toddler and Tiara gifs
B. Occupying a city
C. Hustlin’ (which is everyday)
Clearly Boom Roasted: We’ve had enough of it and we are finally calling Grandpa Joe on his shit. I am the 99%.
Clearly the only pick-up line I will use for the rest of my adult life.
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Hey guy complaining at Starbucks this morning about being out of Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins …. YOU KNOW THE RULE.
